It all started on a bright Monday afternoon, in Niagara ON JULY 21ST ‘2025.

Harry was on a routine visit as our mascot for the brand.

we let the owl do his thing; come in, smell the sample meals for the day, and pick out what goes on the special.

But Harry had other plans…………….

in a cruel twist of fate, our servers were met with a white flash, and the worse amnesia the average 25 year-old human had ever experienced.

They woke up with a note that harry had been kidnapped tO END THE bankruptcy settlement,

PLUS, two key museum hangings at the art gallery of ontario were needed to honor his lineage to bring him back.

turns out harry may have been alive for way longer than we knew.

WE GOT BOGART ON THE CASE, and he could tell WE were DEALING WITH WORLD CLASS CRIMINALS, and an owl with a pretty refined child complex.

two weeks later with the paintings up and no sign of Harry ,we found out TMZ was hot on the trail, just good ‘ol TMZ.

the articles were frankly “disturbing”, to say the least.

felt lke It was time to come out and take the bad publicity, head on.

WE COMMISIONED A BUNCH OF OUT OF HOME ADS TO SEE WHAT OUR LITTLE FELLA WOULD DO WITH A GUILT TRIP, THAT BIG.

there was a collective hunch HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM THE NEST WITH A BOAT LOAD OF ILL-GOTTEN CASH, FROM AN INSURANCE POLICY WE PAY FOR. PLUS, THE CULTURAL CACHE OF HIS TRANSYLVANIAN- ESQUE PARENTS LEGACIES AND HIS BY THE WAY, SAFELY SECURED.